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**BILLIONS OF BUTTS WIPED:** We produce a staggering number of flushable wipes—over a billion annually. Our journey against traditional toilet paper began in our apartment, and now we’re proud to clean more than 1.5 billion behinds each year. Join us and experience a new level of freshness after that morning coffee.
**NOT YOUR AVERAGE SLIM CAN KOOZIE:** This FrostBuddy slim can cooler, crafted from robust stainless steel, accommodates eight different sizes of cans and bottles. Whatever beverage you prefer, it keeps your drink ice-cold for over 12 hours or hot for more than 6 hours.
**FEEL THE MINT CHILL:** Think of it as a breath mint for your behind! These ultra-refreshing wipes are composed of 99% water and infused with plant-based ingredients like eucalyptus, mint, and tea tree oils. Go ahead, brag to your friends—you officially have the freshest backside around.
**EXTRA LARGE BUTT WIPES:** When selecting flushable wipes to tackle your day, size is crucial. Our adult wipes are significantly larger than the competition. Made with fibers sourced from plants and free of plastic, these sewer-safe and septic-safe wipes begin to dissolve upon flushing.
**IT'S TIME TO QUIT TOILET PAPER:** Our luxurious wet wipes offer a cleaner, more invigorating alternative to toilet paper. They come in stylish dispenser packs that fit seamlessly on your toilet, making them easy to access whenever you need a refresh.